Goodnight, Ladies & Gentlemen...

Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight
It's time to say goodbye
(Let me tell you now)
Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight
It's time to say goodbye

Now all night long you've been drinking your tequilla
But now you've sucked your lemon peel dry
So why not get high?
Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight

Goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight
It's time to say goodbye
Goodnight sweet ladies, ladies goodnight
It's time to say goodbye
bye bye...

Oh we've been together for the longest time
But now it's time to get high (high, high...)
Come on let's get high
And goodnight ladies, ladies goodnight

Oh, I'm still missing my other half
Ah, it must be something I did in the past
Don't it just make you want to laugh?
It's a lonely Saturday night

Oh, nobody calls me on the telephone
I put another record on my stereo
But I'm still singin' a song of you
It's a lonely Saturday night

Now if I was an actor or a dancer, who is glamorous
Then you know an amorous life would soon be mine
But now the tinsil lighted starbreak
is all that's left to play my heartbreak
At eleven o'clock I watch the network news

Oh, wow, wow
Something tells me that you're nearly gone
You said we could be friends but that's not what I want
Ah, anyway my TV dinner's almost done
It's a lonely Saturday night
(I mean to tell) you it's a lonely Saturday night
(One more round...)